Sunday, February 3, 2013

Super Bowl Say What?!

"Your quarterback looks like he just got out of prison!"

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"What's the flag for?"

"Illegal stabbing by Ray Lewis."

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"Shut up you freaking dirt ba---- person."

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"Trey what are you doing past the line?  Do you have your front room pass?"

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"She's not lip syncing.  She's people syncing."

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"Oh she sounds like crap when she doesn't lip sync.  Imagine how much worse she would have sounded if she hadn't lip synced!"

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"I wonder what kind of tights she has to wear so that her thighs don't jiggle because you know they jiggle!"

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"I'm gonna be back and forth a lot.  So you can just leave your feet there and I'll step over them."

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