"Mommy, I want you to know I was NOT happy with his behavior!"
Preston about Mason when Mason dumped several glasses full of bath water on the floor.
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"I will have failed this mission."
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Me: (Trying to leave my parents house with Preston.) "It's time to go home."
Preston: "No. I live here!"
Me: "Mommy would be very sad if you didn't live with me anymore."
Preston: "Then make a new one of me."
Me: "Make a new one? How?"
Preston: "With tools and stuff."
Me: "I can't your one of a kind."
Preston: I'm one of a kind?"
Me: "Yep."
Preston: "Just go find a little boy on the street and name him Preston James."
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"Mommy I will never forget your name. Okay?"
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"Mama is there anything for me?"
While getting the mail.
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"Spider Man is on the job!"
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Walking isn't very fast. That's why I started to run!"
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"When I'm old enough to have a BB gun and I see a raccoon outside I will open the door and shoot it with a BB gun. When I'm old enough."
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"Which one is Grandpa"
During the opening scene of the football game in The Blind Side.