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"I know how to drive a car. And I know how to get to Grandma's house. I don't know how to stop though. And I don't have keys."
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Me: "What should we do for dinner?"
Preston: "I know! Grandma's house!!"
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Preston: "Don't listen to Grandma."
Me: "About what?"
Preston: "What her says."
Me: "Why?"
Preston: "Cause her lies."
My Mom had just finished watching Preston and he'd been naughty so he was trying to cover his bases just in case Grandma ratted him out.
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Grandma: "Who do you believe, me or Mommy?"
Preston: "GRANDMA!!"
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