Thursday, May 31, 2012

Say What Preston?!

Grandma Edition.

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"I know how to drive a car. And I know how to get to Grandma's house. I don't know how to stop though. And I don't have keys."

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Me: "What should we do for dinner?"

Preston: "I know! Grandma's house!!"

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Preston: "Don't listen to Grandma."

Me: "About what?"

Preston: "What her says."

Me: "Why?"

Preston: "Cause her lies."

My Mom had just finished watching Preston and he'd been naughty so he was trying to cover his bases just in case Grandma ratted him out.

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Grandma: "Who do you believe, me or Mommy?"

Preston: "GRANDMA!!"

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