Say What Preston?!

"I don't understand why they don't have a play room here?!"

Imagine a shoulder shrug and hands thrown out.  It was completely unimaginable to him. 

After walking though the house we were staying in when we went to visit family.

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A conversation we had while getting ready for preschool one morning.

Preston: "I don't like to poop at school!"

Me: "Have you?"

Preston: "NO!  But you told me the teachers won't wipe my butt!"

Me: "They won't.  But you can wipe your own bottom when you're done."

Preston: "NO!  Cause I can't see if I get all the poop off!"

And then I died.  I didn't even know what to say!

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While packing his toys for a trip away he tried sticking one of the balls he was packing into his mouth so I asked what was going on...

"Just checking to see if Madison could choke on this."

My big boy!!

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After we walked into Brad's Grandma's house...

Preston: "Are you Traci?"

Traci: "Yes."

Preston: "Do you need a nap?"

Traci: "Yeah I kinda do."

Preston: "We can be quiet."

We had told Preston he had to be quiet and that he couldn't race around at Geneva's house.  And he asked why and I didn't want to tell him that it was because Geneva was sick so we blamed it on Traci being tired.  We were definitely not expecting him to ask her! 

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"I'm going to eat one of them...and then the rest."

I'd told him he could only have ONE more.

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"I love Seattle because Madison is there!"

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"Mama can we move into Aunt Jen's house?"

Hmmm wonder if he had fun visiting?

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"I'm going to teach her naughty things!"

Such a good big cousin!

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"Hoo hoo hoo...what do we have here?"

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"No, you don't eat boogers!"

After being caught picking his nose (GROSS!) he was asked if he was going to eat it.

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Proof that we are NOT a morning family.

Preston: "Mama, is it early in the morning?"

Me: "Yep."

Preston: "Well then why are you up?