Say What Preston?!

Preston: (Holding one of his old books) Who did this?

Me: "You did when you were little."

Preston: "Mama! You're supposed to put things up high so I couldn't get them when I was little!"

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Me: "She kissed him!"

Preston: "Yeah. Cuz her loves him."

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I was having a hard time installing Mason's car seat into my sister's car and told her I couldn't get it tight enough and Preston announced...

"How will we make sure Mason is safe then?!"

For the record I did get it tight enough.

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"If you're happy and you know it...cuddle!"

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Preston: "Mommy I don't like it when you copy me."

Me: "Why?"

Preston: "Cuz. If you do it one more time I will cry."

Me: "Okay."

Preston: "Do you want me to cry?"

Me: "No."

Preston: "That's what I thought."

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As the Audi was driving away after we sold it...

Me: "Why can't we get rid of it?"

Preston: "Cuz I want it."

Me: "You want it?"

Preston: "Yes! For my car when I get older!"

Me: "What if we get you a different car?"

Preston: "I'll sell it! That's the only car I like!"

Poor kid. Even if we hadn't gotten rid of it his first car was NOT going to be an Audi S4.

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"Well well well, what do we have here?"