Monday, January 23, 2012

Say What Preston?!

"Mommy, I want you to know I was NOT happy with his behavior!"

Preston about Mason when Mason dumped several glasses full of bath water on the floor.


"I will have failed this mission."


Me: (Trying to leave my parents house with Preston.) "It's time to go home."

Preston: "No. I live here!"

Me: "Mommy would be very sad if you didn't live with me anymore."

Preston: "Then make a new one of me."

Me: "Make a new one?  How?"

Preston: "With tools and stuff."

Me: "I can't your one of a kind."

Preston: I'm one of a kind?"

Me: "Yep."

Preston: "Just go find a little boy on the street and name him Preston James."


"Mommy I will never forget your name.  Okay?"


"Mama is there anything for me?"

While getting the mail.


"Spider Man is on the job!"


Walking isn't very fast.  That's why I started to run!"


"When I'm old enough to have a BB gun and I see a raccoon outside I will open the door and shoot it with a BB gun.  When I'm old enough."


"Which one is Grandpa"

During the opening scene of the football game in The Blind Side.

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