Sunday, November 20, 2011

Say What Preston?!

Preston: "Mommy do you love me the mostest?"

Me: "Yes."

Preston: "Well than you have to give me the mostest candy. Or cars."

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"Mama come here I want to kiss you! (Gives me a kiss) Is that how you marry persons?"

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Let me set the scene, I was trying to convince Preston that my vitamins don't taste good so that I don't have to worry about him trying to get into them.

Me: "Grown up vitamins don't taste very good."

Preston: "They don't."

Me: "Nope. Not like yours. Yours taste good don't they?"

Preston: "Yep. I will share mine with you."

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Preston: "I like that thing over your butt."

Me: "Ummm my skirt?"

Preston: "Yep. I like your skirt."

Me: "Thanks."

Preston: "Your welcome."

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"Daddy you have a problem. I'm thirsty and you need to get me water to drink!"

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Preston: "Your Mason."

Me: "Fine. Your Auntie Jessie."

Preston: "No. Your Mason."

Me: "Fine. Your Auntie Jessie."

Preston: "Why do you keep saying that? Babies can't talk!"

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