It's over. Officially. I am done. Hit my breaking point.
I always looked past the forgotten parts of my order. The pickles when I specifically said ketchup only. Or being told to pull forward while they finish my food. Arriving home only to realize that they didn't toss in the bbq sauce that I so desperately need for my nuggets. I even overlooked the disaster that was a Kids Bop cd as the happy meal toy. But today, they pushed me to my limit.
It all started so innocently. I ordered a BigMac, to give it a try since I'd never had one before. Took the first few bites and I was impressed. It was good. Then I got about half way through and took the bite that ended it all. This bite came back minty fresh. Now correct me if I'm wrong but nowhere have I ever read that my BigMac should include a large helping of breathmint. I pondered the thought while I chewed the bite. Took a sip of my sprite thinking that maybe it was just the bubbles from my soda that had created this minty flavor in my mouth. Then I came to a disgusting vomit inducing conclusion.
Someone had spit in some part of my burger. And that someone was chewing gum. Minty gum to be exact.
I choked out what was left of my burger into the bag that Preston's toy came in, as I'd forgotten to grab any for my of napkins in case something like this were to happen. And I felt sick. Really sick. The more I thought about it the sicker I felt.
I tried to convince myself it was something else. That I was jumping to conclusions. I closed the lid on my BigMac in disgust as I thought more and more about.
Someone spit in my BigMac. And that someone was chewing minty gum.
No I didn't complain. What would they have done, made me another BigMac? I just quietly decided that me and McDonalds were through. I know that I will miss their french fries, but enough is enough. There is only so much that I can take. And spitting in my burger pushes me way past that limit.
Note to McDonalds employee: If you're going to spit in someones burger at least have the brains to do so when you aren't chewy an incredibly noticable flavored gum. It was obvious, as soon as I took my bite. Furthermore are you so revolting that you find it funny or amusing to resort to entertaining yourself in this way? Please grow-up. And find a new job. Preferably one that isn't in food preparation.
Anybody have any other ideas on what my minty fresh BigMac bite could have been from? I am up to any and all ideas. Anything to make me feel a little less disgusted. Plus I'm already missing those fries.